Saturday, November 16, 2013

Suits You To A Tee - Tee Shirt That Is



Well, Coastal Coffee House has closed for the season. We are now officially in “winter mode” here in Searsport. For the die-hard coffee folks, we will change our venue to Coastal Coffee East – better known as Dunkin Donuts.

The final day was Veterans Day. It went out in grand style. Thanks to Karen and Tim Rose, we had a nice “Thanks Veterans” cake that we served to anyone having coffee that day, and as a special treat, a former Marine, “Old” Charlie Snowdale (97 years old), sang the Marine Hymn all by himself…. No assistance needed. Way to go, Charlie!

An older lady came in that day. She was traveling through Searsport, spotted the “Open” flag, and stopped for a quick cup of coffee to go.  She sported a sweatshirt that said, “I See No Reason To Act My Age”. Several of us commented how much we liked her sweatshirt, and she thanked us for noticing. I mentioned a tee shirt I’d seen earlier this year on another older person. The front sported, “When I was a kid I wanted to be older”, and on the back you saw, “This is not what I expected.” Our customer said she DEFINITELY  wanted to get one of those…

The most interesting tee shirt this season, however, involved a shirt AND a baseball cap.

A gentleman had on an LSU (Louisiana State University) ball cap, and a bright red tee shirt with “Bama” across the front. He mentioned that he is an Alabama graduate.

As a side note, I noticed that every time he mentioned “Alabama”, he parenthetically added, “Roll Tide”. I have a hunch that Alabama has a state law that states anytime a ‘Bama grad mentions the school without saying “Roll Tide”, they lose their driver’s license for a month, or something like that..

Anyway, he went on to explain that even though he was an Alabama alumni, his son chose to attend LSU, and was going to be a junior this fall. Well, I exclaimed, that must have sprouted a few testy discussions when he picked that school to attend. “That’s nothing”, his wife replied, “I’m an Auburn grad”.

Now, for those not familiar with college football rivalries, the Alabama-Auburn rivalry is akin to the Hatfield-McCoy feud. It’s downright NASTY.  She continued, “When we started dating, it took me a month before I told my parents he went to Alabama, and after he proposed to me, it was several weeks before I stopped taking off my engagement ring whenever I went into our house.”

We talked a little bit about the various side bets that are taken each year when the schools play each other. That’s when I found they have an older daughter who graduated from Florida State. Talk about rivalries… this family has the mother-lode of them all.

During our chat, they told about the various side-bets they have each year. It all has to do with which teams win various football games, and the bets are about who brings what to Christmas dinner, and stuff like that. I forgot all the ins and outs of the various wagers, but they seemed to have made some bitter, BITTER rivalries into a lot of playful fun. I don’t know how they did it, but I’d like them to take a trip to Washington, and teach their family “trick” to all the members of Congress.